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Return Am!

A satirical Naija beat 'em up. Beat the Ogas, return the loot.

Live at returnam.com

Four everyday heroes, a market woman, an okada rider, a student and a nurse, fight through the touts, collect the evidence and convict fictional corrupt politicians so the money comes back. Every politician in the game is made up. It plays free in the browser, opens offline after the first visit, and has daily challenges, leaderboards and live best-of-three duels sent over WhatsApp.

The rules and the rendering are separate: every tuning number lives in one config file, the simulation has no rendering code, and Three.js draws it in low-poly 3D with procedural textures. Every sound and the music loop are synthesised with WebAudio, so there are no audio files, and the game itself is under 0.3 MB. The iOS and Android apps are the same build inside a Capacitor shell.

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